- A STATUE OF AN ANGEL
- Normal person: Wow, what a lovely piece of art. I wonder how long it took?
- Me: DEAR JESUS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T BLINK
- A BLUETOOTH HEADSET
- Normal person: Oh! This is handy!
- Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT HAS BEGUN
- A DRUM BEAT
- Normal person: This is catchy, I like it.
- Me: WE'RE ALL FUCKED NOW
- SOMEONE MIMICS YOU
- Normal person: You think you're so funny. Stop it.
- Me: DO NOT STEAL MY VOICE I CAN FEEL THE COMATOSE SETTING IN OMG HELP ME
- A VAN GOGH PAINTING
- Normal person: That's extremely beautiful.
- Me: cries
- TWO SHADOWS
- Normal person: Now, this is awesome!
- Me: I'M GONNA DIE
- SILENCE IN THE LIBARAY
- Normal person: Excellent. Nice and quiet, no distractions.
- Me: OH FUCK
- Normal person: What an amazing historical site!
- Me: HELLO STONEHENGE!!!!!
- A BIG, BLUE POLICE BOX
- Normal person: walks past it without noticing it
- Me: HE'S HERE DOCTOR OMG I AM READY I VOLUNTEER TAKE ME WITH YOU I'LL BE THE BEST COMPANION EVER I ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING PLEASE
(Source: flirtycompanion, via thesarahjanesmith)
It’s a dream, Oswin. You dreamed it for yourself because the truth was too terrible
i made a thing
(Source: titanium-starfish, via davidtenthofaninch)
So, how much trouble are we in?
(Source: casckett, via docters)
Gallifrey rises… Gallifrey falls.
(Source: whooves, via butdoctorwho)
Make them remember you.